Penat.....

aku pi BP ari ni beli tiket...fuhhh... penat...dh la panas nk mampos, habis hitam kulit alu(skit jer)...nasib baik la tiket da lg tiket nak balik aloq staq, x la trsa membara sangat...harga tiket dh la mahal..RM59.60...leh makan sminggu tu tp x pe nk blik punye pasal aku rela berkorban...da 2 tmpat lg yg kosong...1 double 1 single..setelah dipikir aku amik yg single la coz aku pon single lg..hahaha...awek kat sebelah 2 comel gak..dia datang ngan mber dia..leh tahan la keayuanya..aku memang minat pompuan macam 2...dia nk blik johor kot klu x silap aku la..dia beli 2 tiket harga brapa tah x kaji la plak...asyik tengah duk usha, kak tiket mntak duit kat aku..aku bg la dengan hati yg agak2 berat, banyak 2 rm60....bila aku pusing, awek tadi dh blah, xtau p mana...aku pon blah la, nk tunggu pa lg...Capix cakap td kak elli lalu(tutor pepejal)...x perasan lak aku, asyik duk usha awek 2 kot...kak elli sorg2 jer dengan perut buncitnya yg semakin mbesar(mgandung la)...dia beli tiket gak kot, mana la tau...dah 2 , capix ajak pekena cendol, dia belanja..sedap gak ditambah dengan cuaca panas ni, sehingga menjilat lidah(cmna 2)...pastu blik la nk p mna lg...blik study..2 paper lg ma.....

Nak balik!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aku nk balik!!!!!!!!!!!!
tiket x beli lg...
esok la aku nk pegi beli..
mintak2 ada lg la...

ALOQ STAQ!!!!!Tunggu aku....

KERASNYA PEPEJAL...

pepejal memang keras...saper kater x keras???mari sni aku bg penampor skit..
klu x keras memang bleh jawab la soalan final td...huhuhu..
hari ni aku jawab pepejal .. masih kat tmpat yg sama, kat dewan F2..dengan mata mengatok x cukup tido( ke terlebih), aku melangkah masuk dengan bersemangat...buka soalan...fuhhhh...memang keras.. soalan 1 dh x leh jawab, teori la beb, aku mana baca pon.. xpa, try soalan len..sama gak, memang susah...dah la formula x bagi, memang x leh wat la(bg pon x leh wat gak huhuhu)... aku hafai formula skit ja, ingatkan dia nk bg, xhafal la...bdk2 len aku tengok dh x senang duduk dh, ada yg garu kepala, geleng kepala, hantok kepala pon da....aku tau memang susah...dr mana la dia amik soalan2 ni, x penah jumpa pon....2 soalan ja aku yakin leh jawab, yg len hampeehhh...carry mark dh ok, bajet nk skor la... tup2 soalan macam !@#$...musnah harapan...

bestnyer member2ku yg x amik pepejal.....

BUTTERFINGERS - Mati Hidup Kembali

Jalan raya terlampau sunyi

Untuk ku terus bermimpi
Mataku belum mengantuk lagi
Bawa ke mana sahaja kupergi

Tunjukkan ku bulan gerhana
Tiada siapa nak kujumpa
Pendirian tiada kusangka
Tak mengapa oh tak mengapa

Chorus:

Malam semalam gundah gulana
Hari ini hari mulia
Tak pernah daku rasa begini
Seperti mati hidup kembali

Bawakan kuhilang dari ingatan
Hari ini sehingga esok
Tak pernah daku rasa begini
Seperti mati hidup kembali

Agar sepenuh dengan pendirian
Kucapai sebelah tangan
Sebalik awan ada cahaya
Bercahayalah selamanya

Daku tertawa seorang diri
Darah yang mengalir terhenti
Fikiranku melayang-layang
Tiada siapa yang perasan

Istilah Komputer Cara Malaysia

Beginilah akibatnya orang Malaysia menterjemahkan istilah-istilah Komputer.

Istilah
Hardware: barang keras
Software: barang lembut
Joystick: batang bahagia
Plug and Play: cucuk dan main
Port: lubang
Server: pelayan
Client: pelanggan

Contoh
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

Translated"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan mempergunakan batang bahagia jenis keras atau lembut. Batang bahagia itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

The 5 Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men, And The Answers

The questions are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

QUESTION #1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no remblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

1. Squash.
2. Football.
3. How fat you are.
4. How much prettier she is than you.
5. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

QUESTION #2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

1. I suppose so.
2. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
3. That depends on what you mean by love.
4. Does it matter?
5. Who, me?

QUESTION #3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

1. Compared to what?
2. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
3. A little extra weight looks good on you.
4. I've seen fatter.
5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

QUESTION #4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

1. Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
2. Yes, but you have a better personality
3. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
4. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
5. Define pretty
6. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

QUESTION #5: What would you do if I died?

Unless you smile, say "Nice weather we are having, huh?" then leave the room, expect a definite no-win situation. No matter how you answer this (the real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette."), be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
MAN: Yes, I would.
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed...

Mandari oh Mandarin....

Hari ni aku hari yg ke-3 aku masuk dewan F2 kat atas. Dh la penat , dengan panas cuaca hari ni aku gagahkan juga kakiku untuk menjawab mandarin. Tak tau la nk jawab pa, satu haram pa pon x tau. Yg aku tau tulis nombor ja la, tu pon ingat2 lupa, huhuhu...aku bajet dh kalu x leh jawab mmg aku blah awai, nsib baik soalan senang la jugak, leh la aku jawab skit tp x tau btoi ka x, aku hentam ja..Alip & syidie kat sebelah aku tekun dn khusuk menjawab, x tau la depa jawab pa, alip relax ja, syidie ja kejap2 garu kepala, gatai ka x leh jawab aku pon x tau....aku teruskan menjawab, soalan yg depan2 aku rs ok la kot, x susah sangat coz aku da study skit, mai soalan suruh bina ayat, memang la aku x paham, klu kat kelas leh gak tanya mis yoeh (memang comel), kat sni nak tanya sapa..mungkin dah tiba masa aku menghentam, mintak2 kena la hentaman aku...amin...hentam punya hentam tup2 dah siap..alip dh belah dah, aku jeling capix(roomate) dia bg amaran ajak belah, aku pon tanpa berlengah masa lg terus ikat kertas dan belah...fuh.. lega, hilang tension mandarin dh settle...kuar jap cr makanan pastu blik blik blik main FIFA.. kenapa la aku ambik mandarin????

Murid yg nakal..

Seorang guru perempuan bertanya soalan pada muridnya yang bernama Amin. "Amin, 5 ekor burung di atas pokok dan seekor ditembak oleh pemburu, berapa ekorkah yang tinggal?". Amin menjawab "Tidak ada yang tinggal cikgu".

"Jawapan sebenarnya ialah 4, tapi saya suka cara kamu berfikir" balas guru tersebut.

Amin kemudian berkata "Boleh saya tanya cikgu pulak?". Cikgu tadi mengangguk setuju.

"Tiga orang wanita makan ais kerim, wanita pertama menjilat bahagian atas aiskerim manakala wanita kedua memegang bahagian krimnya dan menjilat kon aiskerim terlebih dahulu dan wanita ketiga hanya memandang pada aiskerim tersebut. Wanita manakah yang telah berkahwin?"

Gurunya dengan teragak-agak menjawab "Wanita kedua!".

"Jawapan sebenarnya ialah wanita yang memakai cincin perkahwinan. Tapi saya suka cara cikgu berfikir" balas Amin dengan selamba.

blog aku...hahahaha...

hahaha.....
baru hari ni aku ada peluang untuk buat blok ni..
dah lama dah nak buat tapi x da masa ja. sekarang ni baru aku ada masa...
jadi, tunggulah apa yang akan aku merapukan...
huhuhuhu...